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Are you
a Witch or a Wizard, or are you a Vampire?
And what if you are a Vamprawitch or a Vamprazard?”**
QUESTIONS:
- Would
you rather dwell in a forest, write poetry, draw butterflies, and
daydream, or dwell in a cave, write horror stories, draw snakes, and
have nightmares with your eyes open?
- Would
you rather go into a flower shop and smell lilies of the valley, or
into a restaurant and smell a rare steak?
- How
would you spice up your food, with garlic or Tabasco?
- What
color do you use more when you dress up, red or green?
- Ozzy
Osbourne and Enya are signing autographs on their latest albums. Whom
would you ask for an autograph first?
- When
are you more creative, during daytime or nighttime?
- Would
you rather wear a ruby medallion or a jade bracelet (for girls), or
ruby or jade buttons or tie pins (for boys)?
- What
pet would you rather get as a gift for your birthday, a cat or a
rabbit, or a bat or a lizard?
- What
character would you rather impersonate at a Halloween party, Countess
Elizabeth Bathory or Tinker Bell (for girls), or Nosferatu or Robin
Hood (for boys)?
- What
do you want to be when you’re a grownup, a scientist or an artist?
ANSWERS |
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Witch/Wizard
1. forest
2. lilies of the
valley
3. garlic
4. green
5. Enya
6. daytime
7. jade
8. cat or rabbit
9. Tinker Bell, Robin Hood
10. scientist |
Vampire
1. cave
2. rare steak
3. Tabasco
4. red
5. Ozzy
6. nighttime
7. ruby
8. bat or lizard
9.
Elizabeth Bathory, Nosferatu
10. artist
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*
The Q&A in this Quiz are
partly based on the book Maria Dracula. They are by no means a
definitive diagnose of any human or creature’s personality. But if you
sometimes feel like a witch or a vampire, you’ll probably have fun
taking the Quiz and discover your inner self.
**
"I’ve
scored as a Vamprawitch and my friend scored as a Vamprazard.
What's this?"
"All right," you say. "I’ve scored even. See, I’ve got five answers for
vampire and five for witch."
"Great!”
I say. “Then you’re a Vamprawitch."
"A vampra-witch?"
"Righto! And if you were a boy, you'd be a Vampra-zard."
"Okay. But what does all this mean?"
"It means that
a vampire bit you and now you’re changing into one."
"Oh, no!"
"Oh, yes! But if you’re simply undecided, you’ll know
for sure when you reach thirteen."
"Then what?"
"Then you'll pass the Witchcraft Test like Maria Dracula."
"But I’m only ten."
"Patience is a
virtue..."
"Not for me it isn't -"
"You've got no choice, I'm afraid. As a matter of fact, even I scored as a Vamprawitch
and I passed the Witchcraft Test a looong time ago…"
"Oh!"
"What? Don't you like my fangs?"
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